Ep 100 · Milestones
The Comedy Store (Netflix is a Joke Festival) · Jul 2, 2026From the Warzboard desk
Episode 100 Convenes at The Comedy Store for Milestones Night
Story Warz reached its hundredth episode from a public stage for the occasion, taping at The Comedy Store as part of the Netflix Is a Joke Festival. Hosts Luis J. Gomez and Big Jay Oakerson ran the desk with guests Ari Shaffir, James McCann, and Brian Quinn, under a theme billed plainly as Milestones.
The eight premises spanned a European trip gone broke and a family death, an eleventh-birthday bath interrupted by a Kodak camera, a discount Santa operation on Melbourne's outer edge, a manager-ordered ejection from an afterparty, a bathroom mishap that ended a high-school relationship, a spat-in-the-mouth breakup that resolved into a hookup a year later, an animated-pornography enthusiast of a roommate, and a graduation walk that quietly never happened.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
The first time I left the country, I ran out of money and had to have a girlfriend Western Union me $300 so I could afford to eat.
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On my 11th birthday, my mom came into the bathroom when I was taking a bath to give me my present. And I lost my shit and started screaming at her to get out. But then I felt really bad because I really wanted that present.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
My first job in the entertainment industry was a mall Santa in my early twenties.
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I was once thrown out of my own party by the venue manager because I was drunk and trespassing in the venue kitchen. The party went on without me.
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My girlfriend once ran away because we had anal sex and afterwards she accidentally pooped out a little poop pebble. I had to drive around for like a half hour to find her. That story has miles and stones.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I broke up with a longtime girlfriend, and her best friend hated me so much because of it that she tried to spit on my face. 100% of her spit went perfectly in my mouth. And me and that friend hooked up less than a year later.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
The first time I moved out of home, I lived in a small apartment with a morbidly obese Malaysian man who would watch animated pornography at the kitchen table.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
The principal said I couldn't walk down the aisle of my graduation because I was failing a class. So I told my family I didn't want to walk down the aisle so they wouldn't find out.
- · Ari Shaffir
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Brian Quinn
- · James McCann
- · Luis J. Gomez