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Ep 101 · Guilt

The Comedy Mothership · Jul 9, 2026

Tony Hinchcliffe in the guest-host chair — running the show, not playing it. Non-player; no points.

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Guilt Takes Center Stage at Comedy Mothership for Episode 101

The Comedy Mothership hosted Story Warz Episode 101 on July 9, 2026, under the week's assigned theme: Guilt. Big Jay Oakerson held the host chair alongside Luis J. Gomez, with Tony Hinchcliffe sitting in as guest host and Matt McCusker, Timmy No Brakes, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler rounding out the panel.

Nine premises entered the record, ranging from a second-grade teacher's classroom breakdown to a grocery-store trading-card theft that ended, by the confessor's own account, in a ditch. Three of the nine fooled every guesser at the table outright, a rate the desk notes without further comment.

Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data

The Rounds
Story 1
Author:
A panelist recalls watching their second-grade teacher break down crying in class and feeling nothing at all.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I watched my second grade teacher break down crying in class. I felt nothing.

Story 2
Author:
A panelist confesses that at age 10 they pooped in their shorts in a sibling's room and it got cemented into the carpet.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

When I was 10, poop came out of my shorts in my sibling's room. I accidentally sat on it and cemented it into the carpet.

Story 3
Author:
A panelist admits that at age seven they impulsively threw a school-bus seatmate's first lost tooth out the window and had to go searching for it with their mother.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

When I was seven, a kid on my bus was excited about losing their first tooth, and had it wrapped in a Ziploc bag. I asked to look at it, and then impulsively threw it out the window on a busy road. I had to drive there with my mother later to try and find it.

Story 4
Author:
A panelist admits that as a child they threw crayons at a ceiling fan and let their sibling take the blame and a beating for the resulting marks.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I used to throw crayons at the ceiling fan as a child. The crayons would never come out, left a mark from hitting the fan. My sibling was blamed and beaten for it.

Story 5 · ×2
Author:
A panelist's sibling felt so guilty for mistaking a kid with severe cerebral palsy for someone with a 'hip-hop swagger' that they cried.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

While driving with my sibling, we saw a kid walking down the street with what looked like a hip-hop type of swagger. My sibling said, 'Look at this, he be-bopping down the street.' As we got closer, we realized he actually had severe cerebral palsy. My sibling felt so guilty that they cried.

Story 6 · ×2
Author:
A panelist admits telling a date their father was dying, when he wasn't, because the date was going poorly.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I was on a date with someone I really liked and was having an off night, so I was like, I told them my dad was dying when he wasn't.

Story 7 · ×2
Author:
A panelist refused to accompany their significant other to visit the significant other's father in jail.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I refuse to go with my significant other to visit their dad in jail.

Story 8 · ×2
Author:
A panelist confesses to stealing a pack of trading cards from a grocery store, masturbating to a specific card, and then dumping the cards in a ditch.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I stole a pack of trading cards from the grocery store. I masturbated to a specific card and threw the pack into a ditch immediately after.

Story 9 · ×2
Author:
A panelist admits they can never remember what day their mother's birthday is.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I literally forget what day my mom's birthday is. Every year of my life, I have a block.

Final Board
  1. · Big Jay Oakerson
  2. · Jamie-Lynn Sigler
  3. · Luis J. Gomez
  4. · Matt McCusker
  5. · Timmy No Brakes
Scoring notes
Confirmed vs ep 100 (Milestones) 2 pts per detection, 1 per panelist deceived; "Double Points" from story 5 onward.
Guilt Takes Center Stage at Comedy Mothership for Episode 101 — The WarzBoard