Ep 101 · Guilt
The Comedy Mothership · Jul 9, 2026Tony Hinchcliffe in the guest-host chair — running the show, not playing it. Non-player; no points.
From the Warzboard desk
Guilt Takes Center Stage at Comedy Mothership for Episode 101
The Comedy Mothership hosted Story Warz Episode 101 on July 9, 2026, under the week's assigned theme: Guilt. Big Jay Oakerson held the host chair alongside Luis J. Gomez, with Tony Hinchcliffe sitting in as guest host and Matt McCusker, Timmy No Brakes, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler rounding out the panel.
Nine premises entered the record, ranging from a second-grade teacher's classroom breakdown to a grocery-store trading-card theft that ended, by the confessor's own account, in a ditch. Three of the nine fooled every guesser at the table outright, a rate the desk notes without further comment.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I watched my second grade teacher break down crying in class. I felt nothing.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
When I was 10, poop came out of my shorts in my sibling's room. I accidentally sat on it and cemented it into the carpet.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
When I was seven, a kid on my bus was excited about losing their first tooth, and had it wrapped in a Ziploc bag. I asked to look at it, and then impulsively threw it out the window on a busy road. I had to drive there with my mother later to try and find it.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I used to throw crayons at the ceiling fan as a child. The crayons would never come out, left a mark from hitting the fan. My sibling was blamed and beaten for it.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
While driving with my sibling, we saw a kid walking down the street with what looked like a hip-hop type of swagger. My sibling said, 'Look at this, he be-bopping down the street.' As we got closer, we realized he actually had severe cerebral palsy. My sibling felt so guilty that they cried.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I was on a date with someone I really liked and was having an off night, so I was like, I told them my dad was dying when he wasn't.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I refuse to go with my significant other to visit their dad in jail.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I stole a pack of trading cards from the grocery store. I masturbated to a specific card and threw the pack into a ditch immediately after.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I literally forget what day my mom's birthday is. Every year of my life, I have a block.
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Jamie-Lynn Sigler
- · Luis J. Gomez
- · Matt McCusker
- · Timmy No Brakes