Ep 89 · Celebrations
New York Comedy Club (New York) · Apr 16, 2026From the Warzboard desk
Five Comedians, Nine Celebrations, One Legally Concerning Uncle
Episode 89 convened at New York Comedy Club on April 16 under the theme of Celebrations, with Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez hosting a panel of Mike Figs, Mike Recine, and Jacob Williams through nine rounds of sworn-sounding fiction.
The premises ranged from a gun-toting uncle roused by the Backstreet Boys, to a bachelor party bathroom standoff with a hired guest, to a near-arrest on an unlit highway, to a Halloween dummy rigged with a baby monitor to menace a passing child. Points, as always, doubled from story five onward.
Across the board, the desk noted house-style tactics in heavy rotation: humor deployed as a shield, misdirection toward innocent panelists, and counter-accusation as a first resort, with Big Jay logging the most reflexive use of all three.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
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My uncle brings his gun to every family event. He calls it his widdle fwend. If Backstreet Boys starts to play, he pulls it out in excitement.
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I made out with our prom queen at a high school graduation party. By the way, she was black.
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At a friend of a friend's bachelor party, I hung out in a bathroom just talking and smoking. I was smoking with one of the prostitutes. People began asking questions about who I was and getting furious at me through the door.
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After a wedding, I was almost arrested for walking back to my hotel via the shoulder of an unlit highway.
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Shortly after a breakup, an ex once convinced me to buy a $250 gold ring for her upcoming birthday. Even though we weren't going to see each other again.
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An ex and I share the same sobriety anniversary. She got mad at me because I would get more attention for my sobriety, even though she had been sober a year longer.
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I got hard while dancing with my girlfriend's mom. I had to flip my willy up into my waistband.
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I spent one birthday afternoon with my best friend and a girl I liked. Later that night, they had sex with each other.
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I made a kid I didn't know cry on Halloween by saying you're going to die tonight to him. Remotely through a baby monitor that was linked with a masked Halloween dummy hanging over the sidewalk.
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Jacob Williams
- · Luis J. Gomez
- · Mike Figs
- · Mike Recine