Ep 92 · Fashion
Nashville Comedy Festival · May 7, 2026From the Warzboard desk
Story Warz Hits Nashville Fashion Week, Eight Truths on Trial
Story Warz set up shop at the Nashville Comedy Festival for a fashion-themed slate, and the desk logged eight premises before a single guess was cast: a family mall walk staged ten feet of shame, an eleven-year-old's tattoo-shop piercing, a Raiders fishnet crop top with no allegiance behind it, a rusted-safety-pin eyebrow piercing gone infected, a runway modeling career that never found an agency, a forced haircut that triggered a two-day runaway, a memorable tramp stamp encounter, and a gym rope incident with a wardrobe failure attached. As always, points doubled from story five onward, turning the back half of the card into the expensive one.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I used to walk ten feet in front of my family at the mall because I was embarrassed of how they were dressed.
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I got a piercing at a tattoo shop when I was 11 years old and stoned.
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In elementary school, I wore a Raiders fishnet crop top. I didn't even like the Raiders.
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In high school, I pierced my eyebrow with a rusted safety pin and it got infected.
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I was a runway model for several years. I never got with a big agency, so it never went anywhere.
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My mom made me get a haircut before I hosted the fifth grade talent show. It was so bad that I ran away from home for two days until after the talent show was over.
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I had sex with someone with a surprising tramp stamp.
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In seventh grade, I climbed the rope in gym and on the way down the rope, caught my shorts and exposed me to the class.
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Brittany Ross
- · Chris Porter
- · Cort McCown
- · Luis J. Gomez