Ep 93 · Panic
Nashville Comedy Festival · May 14, 2026From the Warzboard desk
Panic Takes the Stage as Story Warz Hits Nashville Festival
NASHVILLE — Story Warz brought its anonymous-lie format to the Nashville Comedy Festival for Episode 93, built around the theme of Panic. Hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez were joined by Shane Gillis, Nate Bargatze, and Aaron Weber for eight rounds of premises that read, on paper, like insurance claims.
The night's docket opened with a staged urinal explosion covering an accident in second grade, a passenger who emptied a moving van over a panic attack, and a one-night stand's dead sprint down the street mistaken for a crime scene. Also entered into evidence were a Playboy collection destroyed while its owner watched helplessly through a locked window, a childhood poop-related favor that ended with a phone call using the word 'gay,' and a debit-card decline that turned into a dine-and-dash. Rounding it out: a mother found passed out at the bottom of a staircase amid a mouth-to-mouth debate, and a 12-year-old's suppository ordeal that ended, unbeknownst to him, still wrapped in foil.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
In second grade, I peed my pants before I could get to the urinal. Instead of admitting what happened, I wet the rest of my body with water from the sink, intentionally flooded the bathroom, and told everyone the urinal exploded on me.
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I was once in the backseat of a crowded van. I started to have a panic attack sitting in the third row. I made the driver stop the van, and everyone had to get out to let me sit up front.
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I had a one-night stand. We said goodbye in the morning, and after I closed the door I saw her run as fast as she could down the street. Turns out she was just late for work, but it was still terrifying.
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I was once locked out of my house while my entire Playboy collection was being destroyed. I watched through the window in a panic.
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In grade school, a friend of mine dared me to watch him poop and pick up a piece of his poop. I said no, but he tricked me into it. I screamed in panic. His mom ran out and saw the whole thing. I left in a rush, and his mom called my mom to tell her that me and her son were gay.
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My debit card got declined on a date. I was embarrassed, so I snuck out of the restaurant without paying.
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My mom fell down the steps and got knocked out while drunk off wine. My entire family panicked. I was asked to perform mouth-to-mouth, but declined.
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When I was 12, I got sick and was given a suppository. My family asked if I needed help. I said I didn't. I tried to put it in, but couldn't. It hurt so bad that I threw it away and lied about taking it. Reflecting on it, I realized I never took it out of the silver packet that had the corners on it.
- · Aaron Weber
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Luis J. Gomez
- · Nate Bargatze
- · Shane Gillis