Ep 94 · Obsession
New York Comedy Club (New York) · May 21, 2026From the Warzboard desk
Five Comics, Eight Confessions: Obsession Takes New York Comedy Club
Story Warz filed from New York Comedy Club for Episode 94, an installment convened under the theme of Obsession. Hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez presided over a panel of Josie Marcellino, Na'im Ali, and Andrew Packer, tasked with sorting genuine fixation from manufactured cover story.
Across eight rounds the desk logged confessions spanning betrayed friendships, transit enthusiasm, a stalking ex armed with a BB gun, pornographic devotion, predatory mobile-game monetization, adolescent breast fixation, indiscriminate television lust, and breaking-and-entering as performance art. Each premise was read cold to a panel obligated to defend it as either truth or theater.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I was so obsessed with my high school crush that I betrayed my friend and told my crush some mean things my friend said, thinking it would make them like me. I was wrong.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I like trains casually, but people think I'm obsessed with them when I mention it. I'm just passionate, and I believe they're a superior form of transportation. But you mention it in any social setting, and people look at you like you're deep on the spectrum.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
One of my exes used to stalk me. They caught me coming out of a hotel with a date and shot us with a BB gun.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I became so obsessed with my favorite porn star that when I met them, I began to cry.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I've been so obsessed with games on my phone that I've easily spent thousands of dollars on in-game purchases over the last several years.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I was obsessed with tits as a kid and would compulsively draw nipples on every picture of a lady I got my hands on.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
While going through puberty, I would masturbate to anyone of the opposite sex that came on the television. It didn't matter what they looked like.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I was obsessed with creating mysteries. In high school, I would cut school, break into people's houses while they were at work, and rearrange all of their shit. I'd put the living room furniture in the dining room. I'd take all of their clothes out of their closet and put them in the tub. I wouldn't steal anything, and I'd leave $2 or some candy under their pillow.
- · Andrew Packer
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Josie Marcellino
- · Luis J. Gomez
- · Na'im Ali