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Ep 94 · Obsession

New York Comedy Club (New York) · May 21, 2026
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Five Comics, Eight Confessions: Obsession Takes New York Comedy Club

Story Warz filed from New York Comedy Club for Episode 94, an installment convened under the theme of Obsession. Hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez presided over a panel of Josie Marcellino, Na'im Ali, and Andrew Packer, tasked with sorting genuine fixation from manufactured cover story.

Across eight rounds the desk logged confessions spanning betrayed friendships, transit enthusiasm, a stalking ex armed with a BB gun, pornographic devotion, predatory mobile-game monetization, adolescent breast fixation, indiscriminate television lust, and breaking-and-entering as performance art. Each premise was read cold to a panel obligated to defend it as either truth or theater.

Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data

The Rounds
Story 1
Author:
A panelist confessed to betraying a friend by telling their high school crush the mean things the friend had said about them, hoping it would win the crush's affection.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I was so obsessed with my high school crush that I betrayed my friend and told my crush some mean things my friend said, thinking it would make them like me. I was wrong.

Story 2
Author:
A panelist claimed to like trains casually but felt others wrongly assumed they were obsessed with them.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I like trains casually, but people think I'm obsessed with them when I mention it. I'm just passionate, and I believe they're a superior form of transportation. But you mention it in any social setting, and people look at you like you're deep on the spectrum.

Story 3
Author:
A panelist's ex-partner, who had been stalking them, caught them leaving a hotel with a date and shot both of them with a BB gun.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

One of my exes used to stalk me. They caught me coming out of a hotel with a date and shot us with a BB gun.

Story 4
Author:
A panelist became so obsessed with their favorite porn star that meeting them in person made the panelist cry.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I became so obsessed with my favorite porn star that when I met them, I began to cry.

Story 5 · ×2
Author:
A panelist admitted to spending thousands of dollars over the years on in-game purchases for mobile phone games they were obsessed with.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I've been so obsessed with games on my phone that I've easily spent thousands of dollars on in-game purchases over the last several years.

Story 6 · ×2
Author:
A panelist was so obsessed with breasts as a child that they compulsively drew nipples on every picture of a woman they came across.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I was obsessed with tits as a kid and would compulsively draw nipples on every picture of a lady I got my hands on.

Story 7 · ×2
Author:
A panelist admitted that during puberty they would masturbate to any opposite-sex person who appeared on television, regardless of appearance.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

While going through puberty, I would masturbate to anyone of the opposite sex that came on the television. It didn't matter what they looked like.

Story 8 · ×2
Author:
A panelist confessed to breaking into strangers' houses during high school to rearrange their belongings and leave small items like money or candy, just to create a mystery.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I was obsessed with creating mysteries. In high school, I would cut school, break into people's houses while they were at work, and rearrange all of their shit. I'd put the living room furniture in the dining room. I'd take all of their clothes out of their closet and put them in the tub. I wouldn't steal anything, and I'd leave $2 or some candy under their pillow.

Final Board
  1. · Andrew Packer
  2. · Big Jay Oakerson
  3. · Josie Marcellino
  4. · Luis J. Gomez
  5. · Na'im Ali
Scoring notes
Confirmed vs ep 100 (Milestones) 2 pts per detection, 1 per panelist deceived; "Double Points" from story 5 onward.
Five Comics, Eight Confessions: Obsession Takes New York Comedy Club — The WarzBoard