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Ep 95 · Hate

The Dojo of Comedy (Morris Plains, NJ) · May 28, 2026
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Story Warz Panel Files Eight Sworn Accounts of Hate

MORRIS PLAINS, N.J. — The Story Warz panel convened at The Dojo of Comedy for Episode 95, filed under the week's theme: Hate. Five names took the stage — hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez, joined by Colum Tyrrell, Bonnie McFarlane, and Steve Rannazzisi — to trade eight sworn statements of loathing, only some of them true.

The docket ran deep: a subway shouting match ending in a debated 'break-up,' a first-time reaction to a specific bodily odor dressed up as devotion, and a grudge exacted nightly into a roommate's dresser drawer. Further exhibits included a closet-find Klan robe passed off as authentic, a grandfather's death invoked decades after the fact to dodge an unwanted gig, a masked exposure staged to chase off a housemate, a cruel serenade of Hall & Oates outside a teenager's window, and a car aimed at tunnel-blocking protesters out of pure impatience.

Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data

The Rounds
Story 1
Author:
A panelist got so angry at a woman blasting music on the train that they screamed at her until they were 'broken up' (an ambiguous phrase the panel itself debated).
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

Riding the train one day when I was younger, I got so furious at a woman blasting her music that I started screaming at her until we were broken up.

Story 2
Author:
A panelist recalls hating the smell of vagina the first time but pretending to love it.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

The first time I smelled vagina, I hated it, but pretended to love it.

Story 3
Author:
A panelist describes repeatedly urinating in a hated college roommate's dresser drawer, delighting in the roommate's confusion and distress.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

An old roommate was such a [word unclear], I used to piss in their dresser drawer at least once a week. They never knew it was me and were always so upset. It made me very happy.

Story 4
Author:
A panelist recounts a friend who, while clearing out a house, discovered an old, apparently authentic Klan outfit in a closet.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

When visiting someone's house, my friend went looking in rooms and found an old Klan outfit in a closet.

Story 5 · ×2
Author:
A panelist admits to falsely claiming their grandfather had just died to get out of a gig they'd done and disliked before, when he had actually died many years earlier.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I lied and said my grandfather just died to get out of a gig that I've done before and hated. He actually died many years before that gig.

Story 6 · ×2
Author:
A panelist had a friend expose himself outside a hated roommate's window in a mask, prompting a police call and the roommate eventually moving out.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I had a roommate I hated, so a friend stood in front of their window in a mask and pulled out their junk. Cops were called, but no one was arrested, and the roommate moved.

Story 7 · ×2
Author:
A panelist recalls taunting an unattractive girl in their high-school neighborhood by singing Hall & Oates' 'Maneater' at her until she cried.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

In high school, I hated a girl that lived in my neighborhood simply because she was really ugly. We used to sing Maneater by Hall and Oates to her when she walked by and she would cry.

Story 8 · ×2
Author:
A panelist admits to driving straight at a group of tunnel-blocking protesters simply because they wanted to get home.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I drove directly towards a group of protesters who were about to block the tunnel because I wanted to go home.

Final Board
  1. · Big Jay Oakerson
  2. · Bonnie McFarlane
  3. · Colum Tyrrell
  4. · Luis J. Gomez
  5. · Steve Rannazzisi
Scoring notes
Confirmed vs ep 100 (Milestones) 2 pts per detection, 1 per panelist deceived; "Double Points" from story 5 onward.
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