Ep 95 · Hate
The Dojo of Comedy (Morris Plains, NJ) · May 28, 2026From the Warzboard desk
Story Warz Panel Files Eight Sworn Accounts of Hate
MORRIS PLAINS, N.J. — The Story Warz panel convened at The Dojo of Comedy for Episode 95, filed under the week's theme: Hate. Five names took the stage — hosts Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez, joined by Colum Tyrrell, Bonnie McFarlane, and Steve Rannazzisi — to trade eight sworn statements of loathing, only some of them true.
The docket ran deep: a subway shouting match ending in a debated 'break-up,' a first-time reaction to a specific bodily odor dressed up as devotion, and a grudge exacted nightly into a roommate's dresser drawer. Further exhibits included a closet-find Klan robe passed off as authentic, a grandfather's death invoked decades after the fact to dodge an unwanted gig, a masked exposure staged to chase off a housemate, a cruel serenade of Hall & Oates outside a teenager's window, and a car aimed at tunnel-blocking protesters out of pure impatience.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
Riding the train one day when I was younger, I got so furious at a woman blasting her music that I started screaming at her until we were broken up.
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The first time I smelled vagina, I hated it, but pretended to love it.
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An old roommate was such a [word unclear], I used to piss in their dresser drawer at least once a week. They never knew it was me and were always so upset. It made me very happy.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
When visiting someone's house, my friend went looking in rooms and found an old Klan outfit in a closet.
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I lied and said my grandfather just died to get out of a gig that I've done before and hated. He actually died many years before that gig.
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I had a roommate I hated, so a friend stood in front of their window in a mask and pulled out their junk. Cops were called, but no one was arrested, and the roommate moved.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
In high school, I hated a girl that lived in my neighborhood simply because she was really ugly. We used to sing Maneater by Hall and Oates to her when she walked by and she would cry.
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I drove directly towards a group of protesters who were about to block the tunnel because I wanted to go home.
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Bonnie McFarlane
- · Colum Tyrrell
- · Luis J. Gomez
- · Steve Rannazzisi