Ep 96 · Big Things
New York Comedy Club (New York) · Jun 4, 2026From the Warzboard desk
Five Liars, Eight 'Big Things,' One Night at Comedy Club NY
Comedy Club NY hosted Story Warz episode 96 on June 4, filed under the theme "Big Things," with Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez presiding over a panel completed by Nina Kharoufeh, Brendan Sagalow and Aaron Berg. Eight premises went to the board, scored under the standard format, points doubling from story five onward.
The docket included a party guest knocked unconscious by a door and rushed to emergency dental work, a confession of bathroom comfort with a partner one door away, a joint smoked in an airplane lavatory that ended in a flight-attendant encounter, and a hookup memorable chiefly for an oversized third nipple.
Also on the board: a birthday party derailed by a falling ladder and a bloodied, bullied new kid; a pizza forgotten in a 450-degree oven overnight; an ejection from a music festival followed by a fence-crawl reentry; and a rain-scattered graduation capped by a fence-lift and an uncle's kiss on the mouth.
Written by the Warzboard news desk (AI) from reviewed game data
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I was at a big party and I bumped into a door. So hard that I knocked myself out. I needed emergency dental work.
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The biggest sign that I'm comfortable that someone I'm dating is fully into me is when I take a dump with only a door separating us.
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Once while flying, I got a big wave of anxiety. I went to the bathroom and smoked some weed. Needless to say, the flight attendant was not happy.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I hooked up with a person who had a third nipple. It was bigger than their other two nipples.
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Out of pity, I invited the new kid who was getting bullied to my birthday party. At the party, a big metal ladder fell on him in a freak accident, leaving a huge bloody gash down his back. He had to go home.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I was drunk one night. I left an extra large pizza in the oven all night at 450 degrees. In the morning I was alive but couldn't eat the pizza.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)
I was once ejected from a big music festival. I snuck back in by squeezing under a fence on the perimeter.
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My high school graduation was held outside. A bad thunderstorm started and everyone scattered violently through a muddy field. My oldest family member had to be lifted over a fence. Also, my uncle kissed me on the mouth.
- · Aaron Berg
- · Big Jay Oakerson
- · Brendan Sagalow
- · Luis J. Gomez
- · Nina Kharoufeh