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Ep 97 · Confusion

The Comedy Store (Netflix is a Joke Festival) · Jun 11, 2026
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Story Warz Brings Confusion Theme to Netflix Is A Joke Fest

Episode 97 of Story Warz convened at The Comedy Store during the Netflix Is A Joke Festival on June 11, filed under the week's assigned theme: Confusion. Big Jay Oakerson and Luis J. Gomez held the desk as hosts, with Tony Hinchcliffe, Tim Dillon, and Bert Kreischer seated as the accused.

Eight premises were entered into the record: a backstage mix-up involving a band member's cousin, a case of mistaken identity that cost a woman her alibi, a returned ice cream cake, an acid-fueled confession to a bewildered cop, a stripper's accusation of nonpayment, a heckle aimed at an anonymous man who turned out to be a famous rapper, a claimed blindness to a loved one's drug problem, and a well-intentioned but ill-advised beer for a disabled yard worker.

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The Rounds
Story 1
Author:
A panelist was mistaken for a band member's cousin and used that mix-up to get backstage at a rock show.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I was once confused with the cousin of a person in a rock band, which allowed me backstage access to a show.

Story 2
Author:
A panelist was mistaken for another guy sharing their first name, leading a woman to tell people she'd slept with them when she'd actually slept with the other guy.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

One time, a girl confused me with a guy with the same first name and told people she was having sex with me, but it was the other guy.

Story 3
Author:
A panelist returned an ice cream cake to the store because it turned out smaller than expected.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I once returned an ice cream cake because it was smaller than it looked.

Story 4
Author:
While tripping on acid, a panelist walked up to a cop and confessed everything, and the confused officer just told them to go home.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

While tripping on acid, I approached a police officer. I told him exactly what I had done. He looked confused and told me to go home.

Story 5 · ×2
Author:
A stripper accused a panelist of skipping out on payment, then turned friendly again once he proved he'd paid.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

A stripper got mad at me because she thought I didn't pay for the dance that I got. She started yelling at me, and when I proved that I paid, she immediately tried to be nice again.

Story 6 · ×2
Author:
A panelist mocked a man in the crowd they assumed was just a random poor guy, not realizing he was a famous rapper.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I once made fun of what I thought was a poor black man in the audience. Turns out he was one of the biggest rappers in the world.

Story 7 · ×2
Author:
A panelist claims they've never been able to spot when someone in their life had a drug problem.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I've never been able to tell when anybody in my life has had a drug problem or were even using drugs at all.

Story 8 · ×2
Author:
A panelist paid a mentally disabled man to do yard work and gave him alcohol, not realizing that was inappropriate until the man's sister asked why he was drunk.
The story, as read on air (auto-transcribed)

I paid a mentally disabled person to do yard work and provided him with alcohol. I didn't know this was wrong, but when his sister picked him up, she asked why he was drunk.

Final Board
  1. · Bert Kreischer
  2. · Big Jay Oakerson
  3. · Luis J. Gomez
  4. · Tim Dillon
  5. · Tony Hinchcliffe
Scoring notes
Confirmed vs ep 100 (Milestones) 2 pts per detection, 1 per panelist deceived; "Double Points" from story 5 onward.
Story Warz Brings Confusion Theme to Netflix Is A Joke Fest — The WarzBoard