CP
File No. 016 · opened May 2026Chris Porter
Guest · known to the desk as The Clown Defense · 1 appearance on file
Appearances
1
on file
Wins
0
editions
Pts / episode
3
raw
Deception
38%
fooled the panel
Detection
0%
caught the author
The Rap Sheet — how they lie
Jokes his way out of scrutiny.
Truthful38%
Bullshit31%
Omission25%
Misleading-true6%
Preferred tactics
Humor as shield19.5
Misdirection10.5
Counter-accusation4
AI-annotated · 47 turns · 17% uncertain attribution · weighted counts
Distinctions
Mr. MagooWorst detectiveOnly 0% detection — couldn't spot a liar in a mirror
Who they read
Brittany Ross0%2 stories
Luis J. Gomez0%2 stories
Big Jay Oakerson0%1 story
Cort McCown0%1 story
Who reads them
Cort McCown100%2 stories
Luis J. Gomez50%2 stories
Big Jay Oakerson50%2 stories
Brittany Ross50%2 stories
Appearance log
Ep 92 · Fashion May 7, 2026
Single-edition results stay under redaction; the career line above spoils nothing.