CM
File No. 017 · opened May 2026Cort McCown
Guest · known to the desk as The Clown Defense · 1 appearance on file
Appearances
1
on file
Wins
1
editions
Pts / episode
20
raw
Deception
100%
fooled the panel
Detection
57%
caught the author
The Rap Sheet — how they lie
Jokes his way out of scrutiny.
Bald lie40%
Truthful40%
Omission20%
Preferred tactics
Humor as shield18
Counter-accusation8
Flat denial6
AI-annotated · 49 turns · 27% uncertain attribution · weighted counts
Distinctions
No distinctions on file. The desk is watching.
Who they read
Chris Porter100%2 stories
Brittany Ross50%2 stories
Luis J. Gomez50%2 stories
Big Jay Oakerson0%1 story
Who reads them
Luis J. Gomez0%1 story
Big Jay Oakerson0%1 story
Chris Porter0%1 story
Brittany Ross0%1 story
Appearance log
Ep 92 · Fashion May 7, 2026
Single-edition results stay under redaction; the career line above spoils nothing.